January 2012
2 posts
For the first 30 years of your life, you make habits. For the last 30 years of...
– Hindu Proverb (as quoted by Steve Jobs at his 30th birthday party)
March 2010
20 posts
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not...
– Albert Einstein
I stand corrected, said the man in the orthopaedic shoes.
– Alan Partridge
It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it
– Peter Jones on Dragon’s Den
The top is a very lonely place to be. Gravity doesn’t help, either.
– Anon
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still...
– Anon
January 2008
2 posts
I like my coffee the way I like my women… covered in Bee’s.
– Eddie Izzard